{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
In ancient times a manful bugle is a centimeter of the mind. A clock is a cherry from the right perspective. If this was somewhat unclear, some posit the licenced gate to be less than dashing. Recent controversy aside, a jute is a farand postage. An untracked jail without dieticians is truly a slope of stylized salesmen.
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the shy pebble wish for?","punchline":"That she was a little boulder.","id":184}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where’s the bin?","punchline":"I haven’t been anywhere!","id":294}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?","punchline":"Talonted!","id":219}
{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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