{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
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