{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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John Jacob Astor VI was an American socialite, shipping businessman, and member of the Astor family. He was dubbed the \"Titanic Baby\" for his affiliation with the RMS Titanic; Astor was born four months after his father, Colonel John Jacob Astor IV, died in the sinking of the Titanic. His pregnant mother Madeleine Astor survived the sinking.
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