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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}

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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}

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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}

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