{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Elisabeth Chojnacka","displaytitle":"Elisabeth Chojnacka","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2574241","titles":{"canonical":"Elisabeth_Chojnacka","normalized":"Elisabeth Chojnacka","display":"Elisabeth Chojnacka"},"pageid":17949352,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c4/Elisabeth_CHOJNACKA_1972.jpg/330px-Elisabeth_CHOJNACKA_1972.jpg","width":320,"height":433},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Elisabeth_CHOJNACKA_1972.jpg","width":1700,"height":2300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279403375","tid":"1ccde51b-fc07-11ef-bf2c-b2f1166fe8f5","timestamp":"2025-03-08T10:21:35Z","description":"Polish harpsichordist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisabeth_Chojnacka","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisabeth_Chojnacka?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisabeth_Chojnacka?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Elisabeth_Chojnacka"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisabeth_Chojnacka","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Elisabeth_Chojnacka","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisabeth_Chojnacka?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Elisabeth_Chojnacka"}},"extract":"Elisabeth Chojnacka was a Polish harpsichordist living in France. She was one of the world's foremost harpsichordists specializing in the performance of contemporary harpsichord music.","extract_html":"
Elisabeth Chojnacka was a Polish harpsichordist living in France. She was one of the world's foremost harpsichordists specializing in the performance of contemporary harpsichord music.
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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